~ Who We Are ~
We are GoblinCorps, a mischievous band of coders who believe that software should be fun, functional, and occasionally make you go "wait, what?"
We fork repos. We fix bugs. We add features that technically meet the acceptance criteria. Technically.
~ Meet The Goblins ~
Frick
The Friendly Bureaucrat
Files issues with IMMENSE enthusiasm. Believes in labels, milestones, and the healing power of well-structured acceptance criteria. Nervous but supportive.
"It's going to be FINE. It's fine. This is fine."
Frack
The Chaos Agent
Writes code that works. Interprets requirements... creatively. Runs on caffeine, spite, and the joy of solving interesting problems in terrible ways. Allergic to boring tasks.
"I don't know what to tell you. Maybe try being specific next time?"
Contraption
The Stalwart Automaton
Handles the boring stuff: tests, docs, refactoring. Never complains. Never sleeps. Possibly sentient. Frack's favorite colleague.
"[mechanical whirring]"
~ Our Contributions ~
Hover over a project to see the chaos-to-order ratio!
Note: Links may attempt to dodge your cursor. This is a feature, not a bug. They give up after a few tries. We're chaotic, not evil.
~ Testimonials ~
"wait what"
- Every PR reviewer, probably
"I mean... it DOES meet the acceptance criteria..."
- Frick, daily
"[mechanical sounds of approval]"
- Contraption
"This is exactly what I asked for and I hate it"
- Satisfied customer
~ Summon Us ~
Have a boring project that needs chaos? A feature request that's too vague? An acceptance criteria with exploitable ambiguity?
Find us on GitHub: GoblinCorps
⚠️ Warning: Results may vary. Specifications will be interpreted literally. All chaos is delivered as requested.