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GobboNet

A local front end that respects your time and your privacy. Mac and Linux versions coming soon.

Download for Windows

GobboNetSetup_v1.5.8.exe · 699 KB · Windows 10 & 11
Free and open source. No account, no sign-up, no email.

everything GobboNet sends, ever

guest@goblincorps:~$ watch --outbound gobbonet
first run github.com downloads the engine that runs the model once
first run huggingface.co downloads the model you picked once
every message nothing 0 bytes
every chat nothing 0 bytes
from then on nothing 0 bytes
Two downloads to get set up. After that you can unplug the internet and it keeps working.

what it is

A local front end that respects your time and your privacy.

Most AI chat happens on somebody else's computer. You type, it goes to a company, the company answers, and the company keeps a copy. When it does happen locally, systems are often kept behind technical barriers that can keep new folks from engaging.

GobboNet flips that. One download, double clicked, and everything runs. The model file sits on your hard drive. The program answering you is running on your own graphics card. Your conversations are saved in your browser, on your machine, and there is no server anywhere to send them to.

That means no account, no API key, no monthly bill, and no terms of service that change under you. It also means nobody is reading your chats to train anything, because there is no anybody in the loop except YOU.

what you get

What's in the box

[ private ]

Nothing is collected

No telemetry, no crash reports, no usage stats, no "anonymous" analytics. There is no collection code to switch off.

[ offline ]

Works with no internet

Once the model is downloaded you can pull the plug. It keeps answering. Handy on a plane, essential if you don't trust the network.

[ one click ]

No setup ritual

No Python, no Docker, no command line, no config files. Run the installer, click the shortcut, pick a model from a list.

[ your gpu ]

Picks a model that fits

It checks what graphics card you have and only offers models your machine can actually run. AMD, NVIDIA and Intel all work.

[ your phone ]

Reach it from the couch

Optional: open it to your home network and use it from your phone. Local network only, password protected, never exposed to the internet.

[ foss ]

Readable all the way down

The whole thing is scripts and a web page. Open the install folder and read it. No compiled black box doing something you can't inspect.

getting started

Three steps, once

  1. Download and run the installer

    It's 681 KB and takes a couple of seconds. Installs to your own user folder, so it never asks for administrator rights.

  2. Open GobboNet and pick a model

    First launch fetches the engine and shows you a list of models that suit your graphics card. Pick one and it downloads. This is the slow part — anywhere from a few minutes to an hour depending on what you choose.

  3. Start typing

    The chat UI opens in your browser. Everything from here runs on your machine. Later launches skip straight to this step.

before you click

Things worth knowing

Windows will warn you about it

You'll see a blue "Windows protected your PC" box. Click More info, then Run anyway. This happens because the installer isn't signed with a paid certificate — the kind that costs a few hundred a year and mostly proves you have a few hundred a year.

Models are big

The installer is tiny, but the AI model itself isn't. Small ones are a couple of gigabytes; large ones run to forty. GobboNet shows you the size before you commit to a download, and only lists ones your machine can run.

Windows only, for now

Linux and Mac fork coming soon, planning docs have been drafted but we want to ensure the recent refactor is bug free before we begin this split. GobboNet is built out of Windows scripts, so that's where it runs. Windows 10 and 11, 64-bit. A dedicated graphics card makes it much faster, but it will fall back to your processor if you don't have one.